Non-Tech

Shirts that aren't necessarily just for the industry, but we like them anyway
Hold My Beer While I Kiss Your Wife
Hold My Beer - Stagehand Tees does not assume any responsibility in the event the wearer of this T-shirt suffers bodily harm
Oh Crap, You're Gonna Try And Cheer Me Up, Aren't You?
Cheer Me Up - Happy people are annoying, especially at 4:00 in the morning after an all-night bus ride
I Have Plenty Of Talent & Vision, I Just Don't Give A Damn
I Have Talent - Display your apathy with pride
Exactly How Much Fun Can I Have Before I Go To Hell?
How Much Fun - wanna find out together?
Hit It With Your Purse
Hit It With Your Purse - C'mon now, show us what big strong stagehands you are!
It's A Thankless Job But I've Got A Lot Of Karma To Burn Off
Karma - Some days it just feels as though we've royally pissed off the universe and it's taking its revenge
I Killed And Ate My Inner Child.  Tasted Like Chicken
My Inner Child - This way no one questions your evil-ness
A Lack Of Planning On Your Part Does Not Constitute An Emergency On Mine
Lack Of Planning - You screwed up, how is this my problem?
We can do this my way or we can do this my way mad
My Way - There are 2 ways to do things. See what happens when you pick the wrong choice.
Disorder ... Chaos ... Panic ... My Work Here Is Done
My Work Here Is Done - Now on to ruin someone else's day
You Could At Least Say Please
Please - Let those Leads with an attitude know a little kindness goes a long way
Beam Me Up, Scotty. There's No Intelligent Life Down Here!
Scotty - Must escape ... constant contact dropping IQ by association!
You May Be Smarter Than Me, But I Can Kill You With A Stick
Kill With A Stick - Scary, huh?
If You Can Read This You're Too Fucking Close!
Too Close - So back off
Can I Trade This Job For What's Behind Door #1?
Trade This Job - Some days I love my job. This is not one of them.
Deadlines Amuse Me
Deadlines - You're so cute with your deadlines and expectations!
I'm Not Rude.  You're Just Insignificant
Insignificant - You are not worthy of my courtesy and time.
Everyone has boundaries, that's why we have lube
Boundaries T-shirt - Let me push your boundaries!
Poly Dragon
Poly Tees - OK, this isn't a Stagehand Tees shirt. Clicking here will take you to Villain Tees and their really cool shirts!
Poly Tees
Poly Tees - Our poly-themed shirts got so popular, we had to open a whole new store! Please come visit our sister-site www.polytees.com for all our poly-themed apparel and much more! We have dozens of PolyDragon items, Heart / Infinity items, Poly Formula items, and the whole collection of Taught Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend and the 2 Boyfriends/2Girlfriends shirts!

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