General techie T-shirts

T-shirts for stagehands, techs, roadies and anyone in the business, no matter what department you work
Bad stagehand, no beer
Bad Stagehand, No Beer
Bad stagehand, no doughnut
Bad Stagehand, No Doughnut
Bad stagehand, no redbull
Bad Stagehand, No Redbull
I worked for the band and I didn't even get a T-shirt
No T-shirt - Everyone knows we do it for the T-shirt! Let the band know where your priorities lie!
I fucked the band and your band sucks
Your Band Sucks
If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger wrench
Bigger Wrench - If it's not working right, it must be the tools.
Which way to catering?
Which Way To Catering? - If we're not here for the T-shirt, then we must be here for the free food!
Dew the Crew
Dew The Crew - Our favorite soda had a pretty good idea there!
Stagehands do it in the dark
Do It In The Dark - in all sorts of interesting places!
Stagehands do it for the free T-shirt
Free T-shirt - Priorities, priorities!
Fix This
Fix This - This sort of speaks for itself
I am already visualizing Gaff tape over your mouth
Gaff Tape - It has so many wonderful uses!
Got Gig?
Got Gig?
Got Swag?
Got Swag? - It's all about the swag!
Got Gig Butt?
Got Gig Butt? - We all know what this means!
I'm just here for the T-shirt
Here For The T-shirt - Did I say before we're only here for the T-shirt?
3 more falls and I'm OSHA certified
OSHA Certified - We all know a stagehand who could wear this shirt!
This ain't my first rodeo
First Rodeo T-shirt - Make sure all those Roadies and Newbies know that you've done this once or twice before!
This ain't my first rodeo
First Rodeo Tank Top - Just because we're female, it doesn't mean we haven't done this once or twice before. Let those men know we also know a thing or two!
Where's my swag?
Groupie Wrangler - Hey baby, I work for the band *wink wink*
Where's my swag?
Where's My Swag? - Are you noticing our priorities here?
Bi-tech-sual
I'm bi-tech-sual, I do audio and video - We're multi-talented.
Bi-tech-sual
I'm bi-tech-sual, I do lighting and scenic - We're multi-talented.
Bi-tech-sual
I'm bi-tech-sual, I do video and lights - We're multi-talented.
We can customize the Bi-tech-sual shirt for any two departments you want! And now, thanks to Nicole Borden, we offer "I'm Ambi-tech-strous" with any two departments for those guys (and girls) who want something a little less ... suggestive! She's another Contest Winner, so keep those suggestions coming! Just Request one!
Backstage
Backstage: where High Tech meets Low Life - Rigger Doc Balcum suggested this design and we loved it so much we added it to the Shop!
The line for backstage access begins on your knees
The line for backstage access begins on your knees - Any questions groupie?
Techies Do It In The Dark
Techies Do It In The Dark - A variation on our Stagehands Do It In The Dark T-Shirt
Voices
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me - T-Shirt Submission Winner!
Our Techies Practice Safe Sets
Our Techies Practice Safe Sets - Another T-Shirt Submission Winner! This one comes to us from Steven Kosiba of Pennsylvania
Leader Of The Pack
Leader Of The "Pack" - Let's give a little love to the Truck Loaders for packing those trucks!
Voices
Stage Crew - A great, all-around t-shirt for gigs. We can customize it with a company or individual name on the back!
Stagehand's Creed
The Stagehand's Creed - This shirt will let everyone know exactly who, and what, you are!
 

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